Tonight...

Tonight I work a Japanese steakhouse.  Who even knew that place had any kind of night life?  I'm supposed to be there til 2, but I expect it to be pretty uneventful.  Might have to hit a college party or two afterwards to give you all a story or two.  Kids are going nuts now that they're about to graduate.  Good times.


Update: Never happened.  Worked the same hookah bar on the hill.  Uneventful.  Places on the hill are always quiet.

Drought over!

For the last few weeks things have been peaceful at the club.  Sure I've walked a few people out for being too drunk, or underage, or whatever, but it's been quiet, and they've gone quietly.  Tonight however, I finally broke my two week long streak when a regular of ours got into it with someone in the bathroom.  He came to get me right away, said the kid took a swing at him.  I know the customer pretty well, he comes in every night and I've never heard of him having a problem in our club or anywhere else.  So I went into the bathroom, and the regular starts confronting the guy that took a swing at him, saying "you're not so tough now" and so forth.  I explain to the guy that he needs to go, and he gives some resistance, then tells me he's coming back to shoot us all up.  Naturally now he really has to go, so I grab him and have to basically carrying him upside down until I get to the back door, and I just throw him towards the door, then push him out.  He's yelling how he's going to call the cops, so I told him "9-1-1, that's the number, now fuck off" and closed the door.  Later he snuck back in apparently to apologize to me and try to get back in.  It didn't work.

Lesson for the night: small guys can be a pain to throw out, as you literally have to throw them out.  Their center of gravity is too damn low, lol.

Opening Post

Throughout my career as a bouncer, I've found myself telling stories to friends all the time.  Funny stories of drunken idiots, exciting stories of fights, maybe video of a dancer that's had way too much to drink.  I thought that the only 21st century thing to do would be to write a blog about it, that maybe others were interested in hearing those stories.  I hope you enjoy them!